Everyone has a “bucket list”- I have the opposite. I’m compiling this incredible list of experiences, places I’ve been & things I’ve seen and owned. It really helps me to appreciate the things I’ve been blessed with so far and I look forward to waking up every morning and adding things to it! I’ll update this list often so make sure you periodically check back!
- I’ve had a pool party in my living room.
- I flew on a private plane.
- I’ve made whole outfits.
- I went to a drag show.
- I rode a horse.
- I’ve been to strip clubs in 3 countries.
- I’ve drank a whole bottle of Patron.
- I had braces.
- I had dinner with Michael Jordan.
- I was on 2 reality shows.
- I’ve grown grass in my bedroom.
- I cried when Michael Jackson died.
- I’ve taken a pregnancy test.
- I’ve argued with a homeless person.
- I was the “SEA” Model of the Year.
- I touched the plane from the “Leave Me Alone” video.
- I’ve been in a car accident.
- I’ve taken a shower with another girl.
- I had a fish named Thriller.
- I was in a Kanye West video.
- I’ve slept outside in a tent.
- I’ve worked out until I threw up.
- I’ve been illustrated.
- I went to the circus.
- I’ve had a clothing line.
- I got a dog drunk.
- I’ve helped to produce a music video.
- I’ve danced on a bar.
- I ate bologna with the red plastic edge.
- I had Michael Jackson on my nails.
- I’ve spent my last dollar on a pair of shoes.
- I’ve driven on a suspended license.
- I had jury duty.
- I did the makeup for Paramore’s first video
- I’ve voted for the President of the United States.
- I’ve taken an AIDS test.
- I’ve given a lap dance.
- I’ve gotten a lap dance.
- I drank a energy drink called “Pussy”.
- I’ve peed outside.
- I dated a drummer.
- I’ve had a drink thrown in my face.
- I met Jesse Jackson.
- I was a radio personality.
- I dated someone younger than me.
- I went to Kinkos & the dollar store dressed like an alien.
- I left the country for a first date.
- I dated someone that lived in another country.
- I took off my pants in the club.
- I showed up at my mans house naked with a trench coat on.
- I did karaoke.
- I saw a baby being born.
- I graduated from college.
- I did a naked snow angel.
- I’ve gotten lost on the NYC subway alone.
- I have a God-kid named after me.
- I was a professional clown.
- I was a telemarketer.
- I’ve bartered for food stamps.
- I wore a lacefront.
- I had pink hair.
- I’ve driven a Ferrari.
- I prayed for big boobs.
- I’ve walked a runway.
- I’ve won a beer drinking contest.
- I own clothes from the Goodwill.
- I’ve won a tap water drinking contest.
- I’ve given someone my last dollar.
- I went without food for 16 days.
- I’ve bowled a strike with no fingers in the holes of the balls.
- I went to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
- I took a picture with Big Ben.
- I wore a diaper to the club.
- I made a lasagna on camera with a French Maid costume on.
- I’ve out drank grown men.
- I’ve burned out a plug of my hair with a curling iron.
- I’ve eaten alligator.
- I’ve owned a diamond.
- I’ve picked a blackhead out of someone else’s skin.
- I’ve smoked a Cuban cigar.
- I lived in Nashville.
- I saw the Statue of Liberty.
- I won a bikini contest.
- I saw a movie on the biggest screen in the UK.
- I almost got arrested at customs in Canada.
- I got kicked out of a buffet in Jamaica for being inappropriately dressed.
- I’ve parasailed.
- I’ve wondered around Times Square.
- I’ve been on stage with Ludacris.
- I had a Patron Christmas tree.
- I’ve been to a Diddy party.
- I’ve driven a Bentley in a bikini.
- I learned how to drive a stick.
- I saw the Mona Lisa in person.
- I made paper from scratch.
- I’ve sewn in a whole weave.
- I’ve been in love.
- I’ve been a bridesmaid.
- I’ve done The Electric Slide.
- I’ve worn a shirt as a dress.
- I laughed until I cried.
- I’ve given myself a facial with aspirin.
- I’ve brushed my teeth with a washcloth.
- I went to Mexico twice in one year.
- I tried every flavor soda at the World of Coke.
- I threw up pistachios in the Denver, CO airport.
- I had my own calendar.
- I’ve given myself a French Manicure with white out.
- I have plants with names.
- I’ve hosted parties around the world.
- I’ve signed boobs.
- I went for a month without speaking to my mom.
- I’ve had on 3 pairs of fake eyelashes at once.
- I bowled with my little sister on my back.
- I lived in Pittsburgh.
- I fed a rooster a croissant.
- I got beads at Mardi Gras.
- I wore a whole dress made out of duct tape.
- I was the Statue of Liberty.
- I took a cruise to the Bahamas.
- I’ve serenaded someone Happy Birthday.
- I’ve been on stage with SouljaBoy.
- I’ve skied in Aspen.
- I’ve talked someone into getting a tattoo.
- I’ve spray glued an outfit on.
- I’ve caught a fish.
- I’ve grown plants from seeds.
- I’ve done the Master Cleanse.
- I went LIVE on Ustream for 24 hours.
- I made a swimsuit out of a pair of jeans.
- I’ve burned the roof of my mouth with cheese.
- I know all of the books in the Bible in order.
- I wore a germ mask for fun.
- I was on MediaTakeOut.
- I got thrown out of a club.
- I flashed on national TV.
- I did yoga.
- I went kickboxing.
- I attempted to teach my grandma how to “Crank that SouljaBoy”.
- I have a Chia Pet.
- I had a scavenger hunt on Twitter.
- I dated out of my race.
- I’ve held a human brain.
- I’ve given a pedicure.
- I met Rev. Al Sharpton.
- I skinny dipped in Cancun.
- I drove an Aston Martin.
- I tried out for a professional football team.
- I got paid in beer.
- I’ve been baptized.
- I rode a mechanical bull.
- I jumped out of a birthday cake.
- I caught a frog out of a pool with a red plastic cup at a party.
- I played Blackjack in Vegas.
- I hit a pigeon.
- I ran away to California.
- I moved my left ear without touching it.
- I wrote my name in concrete.
- I drove a Maybach.
- I wrote a children’s book.
- I warmed up a sandwich with an iron.
- I touched Michael Jackson’s Hollywood star.
- I mud wrestled.
- I saw the Liberty Bell.
- I made a prank phone call.
- I broke a couch in half.
- I broke my toe.
- I was a ring card girl.
- I raised money for charity.
- I walked 3.1 miles to raise awareness for AIDS.
- I know all of the lyrics to Wu Tang’s “36 Chambers”.
- I went to DisneyLand.
- I rolled a blunt.
- I pole danced for fitness.
- I crossed the Golden Gate Bridge.
- I attended a formal ball.
- I stood in the stairs where Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his “I Have A Dream” speech.
- I pulled my own tooth.
- I randomly bleached a patch of my hair.
- I raised a baby chicken.
- I won a foot race with a guy on a Segway dressed as an alien.
- I passed out turkeys for Thanksgiving.
- I photocopied my ass.
- I made coffee for Andre Harrell.

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